EPIC Butt Plug FAIL

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I like her face. I like her enthusiasm. But above all I like her devotion to commitment. Her borderline absent reaction to an explosive device detonating inside her spincther however, has reinforced my stance on late-term abortions. Like, 35 years late. Toss a token in the abyss via the source link.

Uploaded 11/27/17 Insertions

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Unacceptable Devices VII

Irrationally sized flobberweavels, a urethra that's suffered more abuse than whoever the fuck bought Barstool for $500 mil and the recreation of a classic in glorious high(er) definition. Don't think of this as the balanced breakfast you need, think of it as the one you deserve.

1,596,620 views 08/24/23 Unacceptable Devices

My First 18-year-old Escort

Some real memorable facial expressions in this one. Almost as if she can't believe someone would pay good money to hookup with a person possessing less sexual prowess than a New York City hotdog, and still achieve climax. 4/10; would penetrate again.

1,774,885 views 08/25/22 Ghetto Confessions Teen

11 of the Craziest Orgasms Ever

I think we all know what really happened to that Malaysian airplane, as we've all seen Donnie Darko and know about the government cover up. But hey, all I'm really trying to say is that at least the G-spot is easier to find than Flight 370.

5,735,768 views 03/20/14 Ridiculous Orgasms

I Must've Been Drugged!

"XTRAXION: Miguel's Story" A tragic tale of obsession, desperation and loss. Some people just don't know when to stop. Miguel is one of those people.

2,758,324 views 01/09/16 Insertions

Woman With Half a Body Attempts Coitus

I hope she makes it in porn because if not, she doesn't have a leg to stand on.

2,886,198 views 02/14/17 Bizarre

Testicular Anal Insertion

Is it possible to put a man's balls inside of a butt? Why would a human being do such a thing? Is this some strange evolutionary step in coitus? Today we ask the hard hitting questions...for science.

3,115,809 views 03/19/16 EvilAngel LULZ

13 INCHER = RIDICULOUS ORGASM

Two petite Asians get the fried rice fucked out of em.

8,672,808 views 01/04/12 Ridiculous Orgasms

The Luckiest Virgin On Earth

What in the cornbread skidmark hell is going on with this generation? Once upon a time having the genetic configuration of a Madagascar tomato frog would limit your partners to Walmart shoppers. Now? No one even pumps the brakes. Support [HERE] [HERE] and [HERE]

1,622,637 views 11/27/23 Bizarre

Jingle Ballz

Merry XXXmas from your friends at eFukt!

1,460,062 views 12/24/14 Bizarre

Unacceptable Devices VIII

idk what the fuck is going on in that last clip. But if that isn't the body type of a woman that's muttered the words 'i used dijon mustard as lubricant while losing my virginity to a neighbor's pontiac fiero' at Festivus dinner, idk what is. Now apologize to the laws of thermal dynamics.

1,241,942 views 12/07/23 Unacceptable Devices

Unacceptable Devices IV

The downside to treating your asshole as a source of income? Every time you get done colonizing the dark planet, somebody comes along and insists on outdoing you. I'm talking the kind of miscreant that would mount a Brontosaurus if it meant doubling her OnlyFans subs (4:25 mark). [DISCUSS HERE]

1,857,898 views 09/26/22 Siswet19 Unacceptable Devices

"I WONT TELL YOUR WIFE"

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