I just Had to Post This for a Laugh on Christmas Morning

«Lesson Learned, never poke an asses ass.... He pokum backum»

«The glasses are inside her skull now........»

«Ever since he found fame, My Little Pony has been nothing but a little prick.»

«Shoot that horse»

«Did she dieded?»

«That's the lame way to die by horse.
The cool way is when ur getting poked in the beev by it and it gets a bit carried away and splits u in half.
That's how all the cool bishes are dying by horse.»

«Damn. With both legs too. She’s probably still asleep.»

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«When she gets up she'll go inside, call the police and tell them her husband did it. While he's in jail, she'll sale the farm, house, truck and take the dog. He'll get out and...that's how country music is made »

«Well, that will leave a mark. »

«I wouldn't do th..»

«Bhoomb Headshot»