Hate to break your skid row fantasy, but homegirl isn't a vagrant. I actually still remember when this video first circulated; When desensitization was still a thing and public acts actually shocked people. Now nothing short of parallel parking a mini cooper into somebodies asshole gets the blood flowing. [ full version here ]
"gwendoll+xox". Technically a one-and-done by mid-2010's standards, but her popularity was ballistic at the time. Look hard enough and you can [find more]
Don't let that cunning smile fool you. This girl has zero love for her signifigant other & hotel room upholstrey. As illustrated somewhere between the 4th & 19th uppercut to her cervix by the newcomer. something something hpy anniversary?
Chances of this happening in real life are low, but not zero. Never underestimate the combination of a fresh McGriddle & Riverside California public transportation.
An emphasis on the cardiovascular system, and showing off better grip than David Tyree in the 2008 Superbowl. Pornographic content that incentivizes you to get your ass in shape really is an untapped market. Someone look into that.
· There are 86 divorces per hr compared to 230 marriages per hr
· Estimates say 41% of first marriages will end with a divorce
· As many as 60% of second marriages will not make it
Daria Morgendorffer is kicking her OKCupid profile up to a new level. And trust me, the fedora tipping gets real when this m'lady strays away from r/gaming for the first time in history and goes Obi-Wan Kenobi on her Alabama hot pocket.
He may have less testosterone than a handbag full of Midol. But what he lacks in machismo, he makes up for in... well. Nothing. Man just managed to end both his marriage and access to driving a gas powered vehicle in a single vid. Impressive?
If anything at all, this should teach you that double fisting a pair of white Monsters before shooting your debut sex tape is an idea that at least deserves a second thought. Calm the fuck down Magnus, this is supposed to be a duet.
idk what fucking fetish we're even witnessing here, but it seems to exclusive to a part of the world that considers brain damage a form of roleplay. If this awakens something inside u, I suggest your next investment be heavily in favor of $ROPE.
The old guard of European crotch grinders really were on a different level. All natural, all interested, & all willing to job a knob in front of unsuspecting bovines.
I've been seeing this Jade Kink individual popping up all over the tubes for a long time now, and I gotta say; Her upbringing must have had more disappointments than a trailer park family reunion. Fucking girl is out of her piss-drinking mind...
It'll never meet the legendary aura of [bad times at the bachelorette party] because... well, nothing will. But comparing is the thief of joy, and we shouldn't let $27 worth of content think tanking go to total waste here. She gets my vote.
Come on down to Typhoon Bill's 8ball Alley. A luxury trailer park that promises to fulfill your every need, or the first two prescriptions of Rocephin are on the house.
There's no false advertising when it comes to Kenzie Reeves. If nature had a way of organically producing portable pocket pussies for the average man to carry around with in public, this 78lb spinner body would be the fucking blueprint for it.
Wow, dude actually documented the entire thing from bar to bedroom. In the world of half-assed 4th wall acting, you have no idea how rare this actually is.
